Português: Excelente! Eu quero o Inglês, por favor. (me não falar Português )
English: Excellent! But... Could you make one in English, please? I want to use this SO bad, but I can't speak Portuguese... In fact, I can only hope that either you can read/speak English, or that you could actually understand what I meant in my *cough*terrible*cough* attempt at Portuguese. And I must hope that you're one of the 51% of South Americans that speaks Portuguese, because I can't tell WHAT language that is... I do know a Spaniard, though, so I might comment again in a bit better Portuguese, hopefully.